So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.
A man approached me at the information desk.
Man: “You’re a girl, will you make a copy for me?”
Me: “Pardon me?”
Man: “My girl at the office is out for a while and I need some copies made. Could you do it for me?”
Me: “I’m happy to show you how to make copies. I’m sure you’ll find that even boys can do it these days!”
I was in the stacks helping a young girl find a particular series of books.
Me [handing her a book]: “If you like that series, you might like this one.”
Girl [frowning]: “My friend says that series is for boys.”
Me: “You wanna know a secret? They’re for everybody. You can read whatever the heck you want.”
Girl [grins and takes book]
This is my new favorite blog. Best.
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
Field Notes, FTW. Also these notebooks are virtually indestructible.